Pandelitis

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Inflammation of the pandels. Pandels, of course being large, flabby man-boobs. Often characterized by a feeling of chunky oatmealness.

Bernice: My your pandels are feeling rather oatmealish today.

Eugene: I know, maybe I should see a doctor. I might have Pandelitis.

Pandelitis by AntiPandelitisGov'tTaskForce May 5, 2011

Words you can keep

testicular pendulitis

Referring to the situation of an old man wearing a speedo.

Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!

testicular pendulitis by WhiskeyNick June 24, 2007

Related Words

Pandelitis • Pandemitis • Pendejitis • pandelirium • Pandertisement • Pantelitsa • pavelitis • Ponderitis • testicular pendulitis • Band Elitist

Pendejitis

Spanglish slang. Very serious condition that makes people act like they have lost all ability to reason.

Have you seen? My daughter got back with her cheating ex. Seems as though her pendejitis may be terminal now she says she wants to marry the guy.

Pendejitis by Holysheetfairy December 11, 2019

Pendejitis

A dangerous and very common desease where the victim is very srupid or in Spanish a "pendejo"

That guy is so dumb he for sure has "pendejitis"

Pendejitis by Alberto smh kass July 22, 2018

pandelirium

A word made popular by a crazy old englishman with nothing better to do with his time than to make up stupid words in hopes of looking smarter than he actually is.

it was absolute pandelirium!

pandelirium by LUMPEDWINK! April 16, 2007

Pandertisement

Especially common with modern society's "victim culture" ; An advertisement that subtlety throws in injustices from the past or in line with a certain political agenda, having nothing to do with the reality of modern day, in order to sell more of their advertised products to people of a certain background or race.

Person 1: Hey what did you think about that recent Gillette ad ?
Person 2: Yea man that shit was a total Pandertisement.

Pandertisement by BongKusher69420 September 1, 2019

Pantelitsa

Probably a girl with a 69% probability to be a raging lesbian who loves to suck titties and probably has a crush on a goth girl

And she has the worst personality ever
She is toxic always mean and never says thank you
Also she’s probably a thief

“Hey have you seen the girl in my class”
“Yeah why?”
“She’s a Pantelitsa”
“Oh good luck with that”

Pantelitsa by Brad.69.420 November 20, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026