Paturbating
Paturbating is when you masturbate, and look cool while doing it, usually wearing black sunglasses and a leather jacket, with a very straight face.
Paturbating by Professor S1gmus September 1, 2013
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Saturbating
The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.
Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.
Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.
Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...
Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....
Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....
Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
Saturbating by munciemike May 23, 2009
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pamerbating by popvegasallstar March 14, 2010
pasturbating
1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"
pasturbating by Xaneth April 4, 2014
Pastorbating
Accusing the media of unfairly and self indulgently going after Obama for his ties to racist, homophoe and afro-centrist hatemonger Jeremiah Wright.
Commonly used in the nutroots such as Democratic Underground,
usually by the far left black nationalists such as Frenchiecat and her alter ego Catherina.
Commonly used in the nutroots such as Democratic Underground,
usually by the far left black nationalists such as Frenchiecat and her alter ego Catherina.
Pastorbating by Jordana McNalley May 4, 2008
Maturbating
To masturbate maturely, typically while wearing a monocle, top hat, and smoking from a corn cob pipe
Maturbating by Veretus September 5, 2010
Pastorbating
The use of Reverend Jeremiah Wright to distract from the discussion of real issues in the 2008 presidential election.
Rather than discuss the issues with Senator Obama, Chris Matthews, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly chose to engage in some pastorbating
Pastorbating by wndycty for Frenchiecat April 25, 2008
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Notes:
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