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patookie 

someones butt or bottom or whatever other word you would use for ass
OOhh she got a nice little patookie.
patookie by BrittanyNicole December 9, 2008
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What happens when Nate tries to spell when sleep deprived.
I wish I was cool enough to partooken in that activity.
partooken by Brandon October 10, 2003
Definition1: a verb. A diss; to "play" someone
Definition 2: a verb. A term one uses when they are leaving a friend or member of FOF
1. Dang, she patroomed you!
2. Bye gurl, patroom!
Patroom by FOF40 November 17, 2010

patroose 

Patron + Grey Goose + Cranberry Juice= PATROOSE!!!!

One shot Patron
One shot Goose
Two Ounces Cranberry Juice

Mix in a shaker with some ice. Pour it, DRINK IT!!!
Hey man what you drinking on? How about some of that Hennessey? Hell no!! I'm all about that PATROOSE tonight. I'm trying to get screwed up!!!!
patroose by Ev@n L. B March 27, 2008
(verb) to meander around a designated grounds or estate, especially your own, appreciating and acutely observing as a means of passing time or relieving stress.
The Admiral used to pass the time and decompress by patrooning around the yard picking weeds.
Patroon by TheCoach98 April 8, 2020

Patrolkin 

When a police officer takes a dump in his patrol car while getting a blowjob.
That cop just got a patrolkin after he arrested that hooker on the corner.
Patrolkin by SpankyBranch August 6, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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