Patrolkin

When a police officer takes a dump in his patrol car while getting a blowjob.

That cop just got a patrolkin after he arrested that hooker on the corner.

by SpankyBranch August 6, 2009

Patrolling the Mojave

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.

by Smokey T. Stevenston October 29, 2013

Patrolling

Searching for a spot to do you. Seeking a destination to perform a particular and in few cases ethically questionable action.

"Paul got some flowers, let's get patrolling in the park for a sesh."

"There is too many ratchets patrolling the club tonight."

by SpliffBoom March 13, 2014

Patrocinate

An encouraging word used to denote a recipient who is extremely fortunate and is likely to lead a successful life.

Oye, patrocinate amigo! You've earned it!

by turbohead February 14, 2014

patrolin' for colon

When a male is walking around (generally with one pant leg rolled up,) looking for a homosexual partner for anal intercourse.

Did you see those guys? Are they trying to be hip-hop, or are they patrolin' for colon?

by gon-zales December 1, 2017

pabrolling

When two or more bros are on patrol.

The two dudes walked back and forth along the beach, looks like they are pabrolling.

by Zedjen October 1, 2018

Paw Patrolism

The worship of the little cartoon dogs on nick jr.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.

John: fuck christianity i'am converting to Paw Patrolism

by The paw lord June 3, 2018