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A skinny lanky BiTCH with a weak immune system
Patrock has been sick for a whole month! Think about all the school he"s missed
patrock by delroid February 7, 2018
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Patrick Kent 

If you ever meet a Patrick Kent, you’ll feel well-being, success, good fortune and delight. You’ll laugh uncontrollably. His intellect, creativity, amazing sunset photos and smile will warm your heart.

Patrick Kent has spiritual power; he’s evolved, open and real. His mind is fast, in control, patient. He loves himself and shows off his excellent qualities and self worth.

He is a beautiful and wise soul and will turn your heart inside out. He teaches that men can truly respect women and enjoys the goddess next to him, feeding self respect and self worth that grow and stay with you forever.

Patrick Kent is a force, the most amazing man in existence and any woman who appreciates his heart will reach her own peace. She will wish him a life of love, happiness, growth and fulfillment. Divine Bliss.
Girl 1: Damn, that guy’s sexy as fuck. Who is he?

Girl 2: That’s Patrick Kent. He’s all about respect, heart and soul.

Girl 1: He’s lit.

Girl 2: Girl, you don’t even know.
Patrick Kent by Eye.of.Ra April 13, 2019

Patrick Shwavy 

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born. (Coined by Noel Miller)
Rebecca: "I pulled a big Patrick Shwavy when I sent those dick pics to my dad instead of my boyfriend."

Sarah: "Oh shit, big Patrick Shwavy."

Patrick Stump 

1) The leader singer of fall out boy.
2) A 30 year old man that has worn many hats in his days yet rocks the fedora everytime.
3) A cuddly man who's hip rolls during sugar were going down swing in' gives feels to all fangirls.
"Whos the short man who can't reach his microphone stand?" "Oh that's just Patrick stump, Pete's gotta help him with his stand."
Patrick Stump by Theshadypenguin August 12, 2014

Patrick Schwavy

1. Getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you mistake a kid with cerebral palsy for a kid who got in a car accident.

2. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, while extremely intoxicated, that you wish you were never born.
Yoooo lets get Patrick Schwavy'd lol it's lit
Patrick Schwavy by CHamel3 December 16, 2019

patrick shwavy 

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
“One time I got drunk before going to my friends senior prom. A few weeks prior I heard about this one kid getting into a real bad car accident that went there. I’m all patrick shwavy, and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him, so I go, “Hey man how you feeling?” and he didn’t reply. I then asked, “How long you gonna be in the wheelchair for?”, and my friend Sam stopped me and was like, “Yo! He’s got Cerebal Palsy. He’s gonna be in that wheelchair for life..”. It obviously wasn’t the right kid. The kid in the car accident actually fucking died, and I didn’t know that.”
patrick shwavy by yunggmaddie December 16, 2019

Patrick Swayze 

Noun: An endearing “ditto” response to a message from a loved one as noted in the movie Ghost, one of the greatest love stories of all time.
Message: Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
Response: Patrick Swayze!
Patrick Swayze by guysm1ley November 27, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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