A Tyson

When you jerk off while wearing boxing gloves.
Since there was nothing on TV, I turned my lava lamp on, grabbed my boxing gloves and gave myself a Tyson.
by TheCoach98 June 16, 2011
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Patroon

(verb) to meander around a designated grounds or estate, especially your own, appreciating and acutely observing as a means of passing time or relieving stress.
The Admiral used to pass the time and decompress by patrooning around the yard picking weeds.
by TheCoach98 April 08, 2020
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