TheCoach98's definitions

A Tyson

When you jerk off while wearing boxing gloves.

Since there was nothing on TV, I turned my lava lamp on, grabbed my boxing gloves and gave myself a Tyson.

by TheCoach98 June 16, 2011

Patroon

(verb) to meander around a designated grounds or estate, especially your own, appreciating and acutely observing as a means of passing time or relieving stress.

The Admiral used to pass the time and decompress by patrooning around the yard picking weeds.

by TheCoach98 April 8, 2020