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What fucktards think is the past tense of "partake."
I partook in a clusterfuck last night and now I can't feel my ass.
partook by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010
Words you can keep
A Dr. Seuss Christmas ornament, usually hung on the ceiling, used by the Whos in Whoville at Christmas time while singing.
Hang pantookas on the ceilings...
pantooka by Koalamomma December 9, 2012
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patookie 

someones butt or bottom or whatever other word you would use for ass
OOhh she got a nice little patookie.
patookie by BrittanyNicole December 9, 2008
What happens when Nate tries to spell when sleep deprived.
I wish I was cool enough to partooken in that activity.
partooken by Brandon October 10, 2003

Partoozi 

The second blunt of two blunt series
Mike: I'm so stoned from that blunt...Wanna partoozi?
Dan: Yes please
Partoozi by Babycowhaber November 11, 2010
verb. portmanteau of 'partake' and 'toke'.

-to partake in a toke;

-to join others in smoking marijuana.

note: in this usage, root verb 'partake' means to join in an activity or to consume something (or, in this case, both), not to partake in party drugs.
Will you be partoking tonight?

Should I roll another jay? Think she'll wanna partoke?
partoke by tjaad August 5, 2014
Name;

One bad ass mother fucker. If you know a guy named Patrick, who is indeed awesome, call him Patrook.
"Hey, man, did you see Patrick earlier? He's so intense!"

"Nahh, man we call him Patrook now. Dude's awesome!!"
Patrook by AlainaTheRawrasaurus October 14, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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