patroklos 

Patroklos is the 2nd craziest person in the whole universe...and all the milfs attract to him...

Oh look its patroklos...the milfs king

patroklos by Crazyhuston22 November 20, 2021

patroklos 

Patroklos is the living godness . The ruler of the world . He is going to start a religion out of the blue .

Patroklos is sexy

PATROKLOS IS MIGHTY

patroklos by Mightyalexander69 November 20, 2021

Patroklos 

Patroklos is Patroklos. Nothing more. Nothing less. He is a being incapable of being described by any words, for he is above any language known to man. He is just superior.

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Patroklos.
Person 1: Nice.

Patroklos by ICTOAN November 20, 2021

Patroclus 

Achilles' boyfriend
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.
In any case he was bi.

Ajax: Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.

Patroclus by Hugh G Rection May 1, 2006

Paw Patrolism 

The worship of the little cartoon dogs on nick jr.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.

John: fuck christianity i'am converting to Paw Patrolism

Paw Patrolism by The paw lord June 3, 2018

Doing the Achilles and Patroclus 

When you and your homie are in such a loving relationship that you really aren’t homies anymore.

Mark: Dude, me and my homie Carl are so close. I would like, die for him. I love him so much.
Jeff: Damn, are you guys are doing the Achilles and Patroclus?

Doing the Achilles and Patroclus by ArcticLava21 November 9, 2019

patroose 

Patron + Grey Goose + Cranberry Juice= PATROOSE!!!!

One shot Patron
One shot Goose
Two Ounces Cranberry Juice

Mix in a shaker with some ice. Pour it, DRINK IT!!!

Hey man what you drinking on? How about some of that Hennessey? Hell no!! I'm all about that PATROOSE tonight. I'm trying to get screwed up!!!!

patroose by Ev@n L. B March 27, 2008