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patroklos by Crazyhuston22 November 20, 2021
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patroklos
Patroklos is the living godness . The ruler of the world . He is going to start a religion out of the blue .
patroklos by Mightyalexander69 November 20, 2021
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Patroclus
Achilles' boyfriend
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.
In any case he was bi.
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.
In any case he was bi.
Ajax: Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.
Patroclus by Hugh G Rection May 1, 2006
Paw Patrolism
The worship of the little cartoon dogs on nick jr.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.
Paw Patrolism by The paw lord June 3, 2018
Doing the Achilles and Patroclus
Mark: Dude, me and my homie Carl are so close. I would like, die for him. I love him so much.
Jeff: Damn, are you guys are doing the Achilles and Patroclus?
Jeff: Damn, are you guys are doing the Achilles and Patroclus?
Doing the Achilles and Patroclus by ArcticLava21 November 9, 2019
patroose
Patron + Grey Goose + Cranberry Juice= PATROOSE!!!!
One shot Patron
One shot Goose
Two Ounces Cranberry Juice
Mix in a shaker with some ice. Pour it, DRINK IT!!!
One shot Patron
One shot Goose
Two Ounces Cranberry Juice
Mix in a shaker with some ice. Pour it, DRINK IT!!!
Hey man what you drinking on? How about some of that Hennessey? Hell no!! I'm all about that PATROOSE tonight. I'm trying to get screwed up!!!!
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