Patoonchi

1. Another word for Vagina.

2. A word to describe someone you don't really like.

1. You're patoonchi needs to be cleaned.
2. Brah, it smells like patoonchi up in here

1. Bro, this chick is a patoonchi.
2. Look at all these patoonchis!

by RataTattatty January 18, 2013

Patrochilles

One of the oldest gay ships in history. Yes, children of the fandom system... these are our roots... our heritage... And now a short poem for the great poet who started it all: Homer, perhaps we'd be in a different world to-day/ had you not made the Iliad so ridiculously gay/ Patroclus and Achilles are in love; I believe it to be true/ for those who deny it or say they're just friends, I know they believe it too

Fangirl Alpha: OMG have you seen the new fanart for Patrochilles?

Fangirl Beta: No?! Send me the link!

Fangirl Epsilon: I don't know how people can deny they are a thing. Achilles calls him 'my Patroclus' WAAAAAY too many times for that to only be subtext.

Fangirl Beta: I know right?!

by LilithaAnastasia October 14, 2016

Patrochilles

The relationship between ancient Greek heroes Achilles and Patroclus, often interpreted romantically, from "The Iliad" by Homer. Popularized in Madeline Miller's 2011 novel, "The Song of Achilles."

Person 1: Do you ship Patrochilles?
Person 2: After reading TSOA, I can't help it!

by blanketed_in_stars January 11, 2015

Pacoochie

A woman that looks pregnant, but it's actually a gathering of stomach fat on a chick that hangs so low that the coochie and the stomach fat become one. Usually found on younger to most middle-aged housewives/country club members.

A: Hey is that girl pregnant?
B: I hope not, she just sucked down two bottles of wine.
A: Then what is that?
B: That's her beer gut..
A: Well, that pouch is hanging a bit low..
B: Like into her coochie?
A: Yeah, her pacoochie!

by mmmm peach tea January 2, 2011

Patoochie

Vagina.

Dude number one; I want her patoochie.
Dude number two; Yeah, I've had her cunt and it's really good.

by Patoochie.lover August 15, 2012

padoochie

prounounced: puh-doo'-chie

an unidentifiable body part; everybody has one but nobody knows what it is. And, no, it is not the part YOU are thinking about right now!

Be careful or you'll fall and hurt your padoochie

by The Old Chick September 5, 2009

Patooche

Shorter way of saying “Pas touche” -don’t touch- in french.

Someone touches your mug
Patooche!

by Mr.beast123 April 12, 2023