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Baby Pooching Machine 

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.
Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.
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Pacoochie 

A woman that looks pregnant, but it's actually a gathering of stomach fat on a chick that hangs so low that the coochie and the stomach fat become one. Usually found on younger to most middle-aged housewives/country club members.
A: Hey is that girl pregnant?
B: I hope not, she just sucked down two bottles of wine.
A: Then what is that?
B: That's her beer gut..
A: Well, that pouch is hanging a bit low..
B: Like into her coochie?
A: Yeah, her pacoochie!
Pacoochie by mmmm peach tea January 2, 2011
Poochin is holding out on someone.
Why you poochin on that Crown Royal?
poochin by cHeLL3 September 27, 2005

Patoochie 

Dude number one; I want her patoochie.
Dude number two; Yeah, I've had her cunt and it's really good.
Patoochie by Patoochie.lover August 15, 2012

Poochini 

John - Bro I couldn't sleep last night..
Alex- Why bro?
John- because my girlfriends poochini was in my face and it stunk.
Poochini by Joshieboy2021 April 12, 2021

Pacmoshing 

Pacmoshing, also known as pacmanning is when at a concert, you stretch your arms out to make the shape of pacmans mouth, with your hands made into fists, you hit your fists together whilst shouting OM NOM NOM and go through the crowd 'eating' people like this.

Created by Kirsten Hobson, who planned to do it at a Megadeth + Testament concert on the 18th February 2009, with friends Benjamin Brown, Daniel Brown and Bethany O'Brien.
Shall we go pacmanning/pacmoshing at Megadeth? HELL YEAH!
Pacmoshing by DoesNotCompute... February 16, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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