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ann patterson 

someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)
Person one: i just raped someone with garlic bread
Person two: you're such an Ann Patterson
ann patterson by My penis hurts February 22, 2017

mark patterson 

McGregor 5 time Men’s Club Champ, women’s 3 time club champ. 8 total
I didn’t know the answer.. I was like Mark Patterson.. cause he’s stupid.

luke patterson

a character on the hit Netflix series, Julie and the Phantoms - tell your friends! he is a precious ball of fluff with really really great arms. he has an addicting smile and occasionally sports a beanie atop his Troy Bolton-esque hair. not only is he great personality, he can sing too! as well as rock out on either his six string or his iconic electric guitar with his best buds, reggie and alex. oh also, he's like literally dead. he's a ghost, like straight up he died in '95 after eating a tainted hot dog. although the hot dog tried, nothing could dim the sparkle and overall shine of luke patterson!
did you know luke patterson and alex dated in the 90's?
wow, that guitar solo done by luke patterson in EPISODE 7 hits different!
luke patterson by dykasaurus December 13, 2020

to have the painters in 

to be cycling menstrually
HER: hey, wheres krysten?
HIM: oh, shes in the bathroom. she has the painters in
HER: that sucks

Painters Radio 

Cumming on a girls face while she is asleep
Im gonna leaver her face like a painters radio!
Painters Radio by Crennaldo July 17, 2009

got the painters in 

a polite way of saying you have your period.
got the painters in by fert April 24, 2003