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pitters

A sense of impending doom or extreme apprehension. Refers to armpit perspiration that accompanies a frightening or uneasy situation. Used as an excalamation or a noun.
"Pitters dude! I'm running on empty and it's a hundred miles to the next gas station."

"I've got some irreversible pitters going about this project for work. My boss has been riding my ass all week and I haven't even started yet.
by DC_dimmy January 5, 2006
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Pitters

When you drink too much coffee, get the jitters, and have to poop. Popping out the jitters.
"Aw man, that Carmel Macchiato gave me the pitters!"
by Tb93 September 5, 2015
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Monkey Pitters

Extremely hairy, stinky and/or crusty armpits.
He says that he shaves himself, but he still haves monkey pitters
by nopitters December 8, 2021
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Bitter Pitters

Bitter, Ignorant, Uneducated people who's goal in life is to hate the Pit Bull breed. These close-minded people are often influenced by media and other Bitter Pitters. These are the same type of people that vote based on commercial information. Bitter Pitters love corn.
Running the other direction when seeing a Pit Bull (on leash no less) is a typical Bitter Pitter move. Grabbing their child in fear and telling them to stay away from THAT dog is also typical.

Corn cobs have also been found in the anus of deceased Bitter Pitters.
by BitterBittersUnite August 20, 2011
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andrew pitters

Simp God, will run around the neighborhood naked just to be able to look at a female.
“bruh is Andrew Pitters simping again”
by facetime unavailable October 17, 2019
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ann patterson

someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)
Person one: i just raped someone with garlic bread
Person two: you're such an Ann Patterson
by My penis hurts February 22, 2017
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mark patterson

McGregor 5 time Men’s Club Champ, women’s 3 time club champ. 8 total
I didn’t know the answer.. I was like Mark Patterson.. cause he’s stupid.
by GUCCIGANGGGG4LIFE May 11, 2018
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