Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader

It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.

Pastorbation by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008

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Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

Jaco Pastorius by alex June 24, 2003

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pastorbation

Masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.

From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.

pastorbation by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

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pastoral studies

the study of cow tending. offered at most institutions of higher learning, like SMU.

girl who shalt remain nameless: "i'm going to take a pastoral studies course"

father of girl: "what do you do there?"

girl: "you take care of cows"

father + family + friend: *silence*

pastoral studies by muahaha123456 December 6, 2005

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