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pasturbating 

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.
1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"
pasturbating by Xaneth April 4, 2014
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Pastorbating 

Accusing the media of unfairly and self indulgently going after Obama for his ties to racist, homophoe and afro-centrist hatemonger Jeremiah Wright.
Commonly used in the nutroots such as Democratic Underground,
usually by the far left black nationalists such as Frenchiecat and her alter ego Catherina.
The media is all in a self inflicted frenzy again. They are pastorbating.

Pastorbating 

The use of Reverend Jeremiah Wright to distract from the discussion of real issues in the 2008 presidential election.
Rather than discuss the issues with Senator Obama, Chris Matthews, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly chose to engage in some pastorbating

Pastorbating 

Jacking off to Jesus.

Originated from- PastorBanning. The guy who dies first in Tales of Symphonia.
I couldn't get to sleep last night because I could hear my neighbors pastorbating.
Pastorbating by ilubbbbjesus April 25, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026