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Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.
by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008
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pastorbation

Masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.
From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006
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Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.
by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008
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Pastorbation

This occurs when an ordained pastor masturbates.
The pastor chose to pull out her Hitachi Magic Wand and polish her pearl. She just hoped no one would be the wiser about her midday Pastorbation session.
by mck73 February 12, 2014
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Pasturbation

Obsessively romanticizing the past.
Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.
by fraying August 31, 2010
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Pabsturbation

The act of delivering untold pleasures to one's self through the art of cracking a Pabst.
Pabsturbation can be performed alone or in groups.
by Dave the King of Rock July 4, 2010
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Pasteurbation

noun

1.The act of using pasteurized milk as lubricant while pleasuring oneself.

2. The act of spilling milk on a laptop whilst looking at porn, consequently voiding any warranty under which the PC might be.

3. The acting of rubbing one out to grazing cattle.
After receiving blue balls from his girlfriend, Jon resorted to pasteurbation when he realized he ran out of lotion.

After speaking with a Geek about repairing her computer, Peggy became irate once she was told her PC's warranty was void. After further inquiry, she discovered that milk spillage was not covered. She later realized that her son, Byron, was into some heavy, habitual pasteurbation.
by BulldogNelly June 20, 2012
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