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Pastoralia 

The study of the theology and practice of Christian pastoral ministry.
Discussion of why and how to conduct home and hospital Eucharistic visitation is one type of pastoralia
Pastoralia by Fr. Frank January 30, 2012
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pastoral studies 

the study of cow tending. offered at most institutions of higher learning, like SMU.
girl who shalt remain nameless: "i'm going to take a pastoral studies course"

father of girl: "what do you do there?"

girl: "you take care of cows"

father + family + friend: *silence*
pastoral studies by muahaha123456 December 6, 2005

pastorama 

Your butt on steroids your body on crack.
Fuck it bitch fuckit it like MXY PANYME
pastorama by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

pastoral 

the awkard moments following a blowjob when you are not sure wether or not to kiss her as she just blew you
the pastoral seemed endless , then she left
pastoral by tgibber May 15, 2010

Pastoral Symphony 

This refers to a badass piece in the middle of Handel's Messiah Part I. Fully instrumental. Can also refer to other random instrumental pieces of the same name, but no one really cares about those.
Pastoral Symphony Handel Baroque Symphony Badass
Pastoral Symphony by njtonova1515 December 14, 2009

pastoral pass out 

The ability to have a group of pastors rejoice in such a way , it looks like they're about to pass
A pastoral pass out includes Jumping up & down , continuos chanting without knowledge of any reverent language
pastoral pass out by Faithmoriahfaith February 21, 2013

Pastoral 

A huge fucking waste of all of our time but still at least a gay fucky time for the boyz.
Girl: Oh no pastoral :(
Boy: Hehe pastoral :)
Pastoral by dababy.com??????? February 23, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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