Pastoralia

The study of the theology and practice of Christian pastoral ministry.

Discussion of why and how to conduct home and hospital Eucharistic visitation is one type of pastoralia

by Fr. Frank January 30, 2012

pastoral studies

the study of cow tending. offered at most institutions of higher learning, like SMU.

girl who shalt remain nameless: "i'm going to take a pastoral studies course"

father of girl: "what do you do there?"

girl: "you take care of cows"

father + family + friend: *silence*

by muahaha123456 December 6, 2005

pastorama

Your butt on steroids your body on crack.

Fuck it bitch fuckit it like MXY PANYME

by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

pastoral

the awkard moments following a blowjob when you are not sure wether or not to kiss her as she just blew you

the pastoral seemed endless , then she left

by tgibber May 15, 2010

Pastoral Symphony

This refers to a badass piece in the middle of Handel's Messiah Part I. Fully instrumental. Can also refer to other random instrumental pieces of the same name, but no one really cares about those.

Pastoral Symphony Handel Baroque Symphony Badass

by njtonova1515 December 14, 2009

pastoral pass out

The ability to have a group of pastors rejoice in such a way , it looks like they're about to pass

A pastoral pass out includes Jumping up & down , continuos chanting without knowledge of any reverent language

by Faithmoriahfaith February 21, 2013

Pastoral

A huge fucking waste of all of our time but still at least a gay fucky time for the boyz.

Girl: Oh no pastoral :(
Boy: Hehe pastoral :)

by dababy.com??????? February 23, 2022