Party mayonnaise 

Ejactulate

I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.

Party mayonnaise by Hithere! August 7, 2015

The Patty Mayonnaise 

Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"

"I just got The Patty Mayonnaise"

The Patty Mayonnaise by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016

panty mayonnaise 

thick,white, chunky substance found in the underwear of a sweaty woman. Foul in odor, not pleasing to the common male.

Damn! By the looks of her I bet she's got a nice supply of PANTY MAYONNAISE! We should take her to a construction site!

panty mayonnaise by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 17, 2008

patty mayonnaise 

When an Irish man has sexual intercourse with a woman until he is about to cum, and then stops. The female then clinches her vagina to make the mans penis explode.

No longer only for the Irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by Irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.

patty- Irish
mayonnaise- Because that is all that is left afterwards.

My wife said she doesn't want any more children, I am afraid if i do not get a vasectomy she will give me a patty mayonnaise.

patty mayonnaise by Loss Prevention Officer August 2, 2011

fatty patty mayonnaise 

a gurl wit a big nice shaped booty

shawty I was dancing with at the club last night had the fatty patty mayonnaise you know I took her home with me.

fatty patty mayonnaise by dee block March 10, 2008

patty mayonnaise 

A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.

When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.

patty mayonnaise by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007

panty mayonaisse 

Definition is obvious, however it is useful to expand your vocabulary and use other words for this condition.

Julie just made a fresh sample of panty mayonaisse for the pant sniffers.

panty mayonaisse by L_Z February 2, 2005