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Wow, that tamp is utterly huge. Are you trying to stop the Hoover Dam?

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! July 20, 2008

Commonly reffered to as a woman who has had multiple sex partners in the same night.

Tom: Yeah i just got done boning that bitch in the back room.

Dick: Yeah i just boned that bitch in the BATHROOM!

Harry: I pulled that bitches pants down took one look at that chipped ham and KNEW she was a sloppy hoe!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! July 20, 2008

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Patty Pleaser

Commonly referenced term for a man's dick.

I'd like to jam her with my Patty Pleaser!!!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! July 20, 2008

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panty mayonnaise

thick,white, chunky substance found in the underwear of a sweaty woman. Foul in odor, not pleasing to the common male.

Damn! By the looks of her I bet she's got a nice supply of PANTY MAYONNAISE! We should take her to a construction site!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! July 20, 2008

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Jane Jammer

Most commonly referred to as the male sex organ, the penis.

I'd like to stick her with my Jane Jammer!!!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! July 20, 2008

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Yum Rocket

Most commonly referred to as the penis.

Give me a taste of that yum rocket!!!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! July 20, 2008

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