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padmashri 

She's the sweetest most kindest person in this world. She's the only hope for this humanity. When mother nature decides to wreck doom on this planet and punish every human by slowly and painfully killing them, mother nature is going to kidnap Padmashri and hide her in a safe place. She's strong and brave when the situation demands for it. She's smart and clever and is definitely a girl you should go and consult for an advice. She's beautiful from in and out, she deserve s the BEST in the WHOLE GOD DAMN WORLD. if there is ever a person who'll hurt her, i am gonna make sure to pull off his nails from its roots and i am pull those tiny skin things that are often seen beside one's nails. I am gonna strip off his hair with my own fist and i am gonna poke thin heated metal rods in him in every part of his body. But i won't kill him. I am gonna throw him in the woods, where he'll starve to death since his knees would be broken.
Sam: Hey, who's that new girl? She's so pretty!

Rose: yea, She's Padmashri. She's the sweetest girl ever. She's an angel. She's my good friend.
padmashri by Zagreus persefoni April 28, 2021

Paraphernalia 

Things to do stuff with.
"I love the word 'paraphernalia.' It's the most sophisticated sounding word with the most vague and simple definition."
Paraphernalia by Pierre Pressure October 12, 2011

genitalia paraphernalia 

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia
Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

Paymaster 

An individual who uses his/her money and material posessions to gain companionship. A Paymaster is often unattractive or older, and has difficulty maintaining meaningful relationships.
When you see a young, beautiful woman with an old, broke down man there's a good chance he is paying her bills, buying her clothes, wining and dining her, and NOT getting any sex! This poor man would be considered a PAYMASTER.

"She is way too pretty for him; dude must be a Paymaster!"
Paymaster by Tia B. May 13, 2006

paraphernalia 

1. Stuff, things, items, objects, tools, geegaws, whachamacallits, thingamajigs, dofunnies, hinktybobbles, accoutrements, trinkets, accesories, clutter, flotsam, jetsam, literature, gadgets, nicknacks, paddy-whacks, and dogs to give bones to.

2. Items one uses to accomplish a task.

3. Tools of a trade.

4. Anything used to assist in ingesting illegal narcotics of any kind.
1. I don't want any of your paraphernalia!

4. They got busted for manufacturing paraphernalia, man! (A common refrain around Arcata, CA.)
paraphernalia by Downstrike May 25, 2004

permasperm 

A permanent sperm stain on sheets/clothing/fabric that remains completely opaque.
I was getting frisky with my girl, but little did i know i had permasperm on my pants, causing her to ask what that mysterious white stuff was.

I nutted on my girls clothes, causing a permasperm stain.
permasperm by Permasperm February 13, 2019