Hugh MacMaster has a penis so large, he has to use a custom made condom. when entering other countries he has to declare his penis as a weapon of mass destruction, currently enlisted in the army his penis is regarded as a nuclear bomb as when he spurts semen entire cities can be leveled by the sheer torrent of the semen.

Al Queada runs at the sheer terror caused by the massive shlong of Hugh Macmaster

Hugh Macmaster by BBC123456789 October 26, 2020

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pubmasters

the leet cs team in cal-m who goes 3-10 the whole season but come up with awesome strategies in the counter strike gaming industry. Their movie, pubmaster-the movies can be found online, it shows how cs should be played and makes you rofl for days, weeks, or in my case-months.

A: Yo what's with the pubmasters?
B: I was playing with them the other day, geez, i was guarding the bridge on aztec and this T guy just jumped on the brige out of no where.
A: haha karl malOwned

pubmasters by PeaceLoveRecycle August 2, 2004

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podmaster

Leader of the pack, the gang, the squad. Usually very tall dude named Ethan, who is feared by little freshman boys and girls. THE POD MASTER.

Might do drugs in the bathroom.

Ethan: What did you call me again, podmaster?
Xavier: POD MASTER

podmaster by Podmasters Apprentice July 8, 2022

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