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Paraphernalia 

Things to do stuff with.
"I love the word 'paraphernalia.' It's the most sophisticated sounding word with the most vague and simple definition."
Paraphernalia by Pierre Pressure October 12, 2011
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paraphernalia 

1. Stuff, things, items, objects, tools, geegaws, whachamacallits, thingamajigs, dofunnies, hinktybobbles, accoutrements, trinkets, accesories, clutter, flotsam, jetsam, literature, gadgets, nicknacks, paddy-whacks, and dogs to give bones to.

2. Items one uses to accomplish a task.

3. Tools of a trade.

4. Anything used to assist in ingesting illegal narcotics of any kind.
1. I don't want any of your paraphernalia!

4. They got busted for manufacturing paraphernalia, man! (A common refrain around Arcata, CA.)
paraphernalia by Downstrike May 25, 2004

paraphernalia 

Noun. (Pa - ra - pher - nay - lee - ah)

1) Items which might be associated with a particular habit or trade.

2) The operation which involves the removal of one's scrotal sack. A practice which has all but died out in these enlightened times but which was carried out in Australasia and parts of Asia on convicted criminals who were deemed as unsuitable to father further children.
'let me get my paraphernalia and I'll see what I can do for you'
paraphernalia by Peter Taylor April 13, 2006

paraphernalia 

when your box hangs its become paraphernalia

whoop whoop

paraphernalia 

madness, chaos, something you thought would be a simple exercise but ends up being a right mission
"oh my god! What a paraphernalia that was!"
paraphernalia by BubsHK September 10, 2006

genitalia paraphernalia 

A classydick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia
Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

drug paraphernalia 

Any object or tool used to get high or under the influence.
The cops took my bong and pipe because they said it was drug paraphernalia.
drug paraphernalia by hiltacular April 19, 2007
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