park the bus

Tactic used by football (soccer) teams, in which they play defensively for the entire game, in order to deny an apparently superior team any goals and escape with a scoreless draw and thus with one point, instead of risking it all and going for three points and possibly getting none.

Often involves pulling all 11 players in front of the ball, essentially daring the attacking team to send all 11 of theirs out.

Name is suggestive of putting a bus in front of the goal. One of several tactics referred to by football fans as "anti-football," and generally frowned upon by all but fans of the teams employing it.

Fan 1: "What do you mean, Arsenal only beat Sunderland 1-0? Arsenal have the best attack in the league!

Fan 2: "Well, you have to remember, mate, the Mackems like to park the bus."

Fan 1: "Oh yeah. No wonder Newcastle fans hate them so much."

park the bus by UncleMikeNJ September 30, 2009

park the porpoise

The verb fora a man to engage in heterosexual sexual intercourse. Used due to the (vague) resemblance of a porpoise to a man's penis. Made famous by Kal Penn playing the role of Taj Mahal Badalandabad in Van Wilder.

Taj: I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

park the porpoise by Manish May 14, 2006

park the beef bus in tuna town 

the greatest euphemism for sexual intercourse this world will ever know

bob: I met this girl last night and we really hit it off.
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*

park the beef bus in tuna town by HarryAscholl April 13, 2016

park the tiger 

Here in Australia, an obscure but amusing term for vomiting, usually alcohol-induced.

Tony Greig to drunk yobbo: "If you park the tiger on my Giorgio Armanis your arse is grass... now fuck orf!"

park the tiger by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2006

Park the bike

When a female and male or male and male are sleeping in the spooning position the male parks their penis between the crack of their partners ass, similar to bicycles parked in a stand on streets

John was going to "park the bike" in linda's ass all night.

Park the bike by Qparker October 14, 2008

park the car in the garage 

euphemism for intercourse

Clark has not parked the car in the garage yet. He's saving it for someone he really cares about

park the car in the garage by guess who May 20, 2004

park the tiger 

British regional slang for vomiting.

I feel like I'm going to park the tiger.

park the tiger by kryptonpirate May 16, 2005