Definitions by HarryAscholl

park the beef bus in tuna town 

the greatest euphemism for sexual intercourse this world will ever know

bob: I met this girl last night and we really hit it off.
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*

park the beef bus in tuna town by HarryAscholl April 13, 2016

consterpation 

a contraction of the words constipation and consternation, the irrational fear brought on by the feeling of an abnormally large shit before defecating.

i had to take a shit yesterday, but it felt like it was gonna be huge and painful so I just sat on the toilet with my ass clenched, aka consterpation.

consterpation by HarryAscholl April 4, 2016

shower pudding 

Created when indulging in a shower wank. When the hot water combines with one's seminal fluids and lube of choice, the sperm clumps and solidifies into sticky, semi-solid, gelatinous material which attaches to said individual's pubic hair and never truly goes down the drain.

I went to Jeff's house yesterday and took a shower. There was shower pudding in the drain.

shower pudding by HarryAscholl March 19, 2016

The weird part of Youtube 

The YouTube jungle. A desolate zone littered with video uploads generally taken down within two weeks due to strange and/or NSFW content. The users have unintelligible names and post videos that make no sense.

bob: So I was watching anime on YouTube and somehow found this girl wearing a skunk mask and ripping farts on a dude's face.
joe: oh shit, you were on the weird part of YouTube again.

The weird part of Youtube by HarryAscholl November 24, 2015

look at that snake 

Used as a phrase uttered when awkward conversation takes a turn for the worst, but can also be used whenever a nearby person points and diverts your attention to a snake-like object.

random dude: want to see my scab collection?

me: hey, look at that snake!

look at that snake by HarryAscholl January 15, 2015