kryptonpirate's definitions

tossbeast

Used by non-native English speakers as a substitute for "tosser".

Look at the mess you made, you English tossbeasts!

by kryptonpirate May 24, 2005

gaylord

British slang for a strongly homosexual male, usually one who suggests their homosexuality through their mannerisms, voice, appearance etc. Combination of the words "gay and "lord". It is a source of amusement to the English that in America a gaylord is a large cardboard box which takes its name from the Gaylord Container Corporation.

Look at the guy's pink shirt and earring. What a gaylord!

by kryptonpirate May 14, 2005

spanky

Oddly this word has two meanings which are almost polar opposites: (i) An object, product or district which is undesirable because of its poor quality construction, poor stylistic taste, dilapidation etc. (ii) An object, product or district which is desirable and trendy, usually in an offbeat or gimmicky way.

I hate this restaurant. The paint is peeling and the chairs are broken. It's so spanky.

Wow, I like that psychedelic screensaver. That's spanky!

by kryptonpirate May 16, 2005

gay bastard

A bastard who is also gay. gay + bastard. That simple.

Why did some gay bastard define these two words as one?

by kryptonpirate September 27, 2006

bulldozer

A management style in which you don't take no for an answer. Ever.

John's bulldozer management was controversial to say the least.

by kryptonpirate May 24, 2005

park the tiger

British regional slang for vomiting.

I feel like I'm going to park the tiger.

by kryptonpirate May 16, 2005

bum chums

Two men who are homosexual lovers. Often used as an insult where no homosexual relationship exists (similar to the use of the word "gay" as an insult, but more offensive).

Bob always gets the best assignments because he's bum chums with his boss.

by kryptonpirate May 16, 2005