Definitions by kryptonpirate

gay bastard 

A bastard who is also gay. gay + bastard. That simple.

Why did some gay bastard define these two words as one?

gay bastard by kryptonpirate September 27, 2006

Paul Gleason

The assholes' asshole. Actor famous for roles such as Principal Richard Vernon in The Breakfast Club and Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson in Die Hard. He perfected the self-important authority figure until it became an art form which can be watched again and again. In real life he is said to have been a genial man who was quite unlike his famous roles.

Nobody plays an asshole better than Paul Gleason.

Paul Gleason by kryptonpirate June 21, 2006

bulldozer

A management style in which you don't take no for an answer. Ever.

John's bulldozer management was controversial to say the least.

bulldozer by kryptonpirate May 24, 2005

tossbeast 

Used by non-native English speakers as a substitute for "tosser".

Look at the mess you made, you English tossbeasts!

tossbeast by kryptonpirate May 24, 2005

bum chums 

Two men who are homosexual lovers. Often used as an insult where no homosexual relationship exists (similar to the use of the word "gay" as an insult, but more offensive).

Bob always gets the best assignments because he's bum chums with his boss.

bum chums by kryptonpirate May 16, 2005

park the tiger 

British regional slang for vomiting.

I feel like I'm going to park the tiger.

park the tiger by kryptonpirate May 16, 2005

spanky 

Oddly this word has two meanings which are almost polar opposites: (i) An object, product or district which is undesirable because of its poor quality construction, poor stylistic taste, dilapidation etc. (ii) An object, product or district which is desirable and trendy, usually in an offbeat or gimmicky way.

I hate this restaurant. The paint is peeling and the chairs are broken. It's so spanky.

Wow, I like that psychedelic screensaver. That's spanky!

spanky by kryptonpirate May 16, 2005