Tactic used by football (soccer) teams, in which they play defensively for the entire game, in order to deny an apparently superior team any goals and escape with a scoreless draw and thus with one point, instead of risking it all and going for three points and possibly getting none.
Often involves pulling all 11 players in front of the ball, essentially daring the attacking team to send all 11 of theirs out.
Name is suggestive of putting a bus in front of the goal. One of several tactics referred to by football fans as "anti-football," and generally frowned upon by all but fans of the teams employing it.
Often involves pulling all 11 players in front of the ball, essentially daring the attacking team to send all 11 of theirs out.
Name is suggestive of putting a bus in front of the goal. One of several tactics referred to by football fans as "anti-football," and generally frowned upon by all but fans of the teams employing it.
Fan 1: "What do you mean, Arsenal only beat Sunderland 1-0? Arsenal have the best attack in the league!
Fan 2: "Well, you have to remember, mate, the Mackems like to park the bus."
Fan 1: "Oh yeah. No wonder Newcastle fans hate them so much."
Fan 2: "Well, you have to remember, mate, the Mackems like to park the bus."
Fan 1: "Oh yeah. No wonder Newcastle fans hate them so much."
by UncleMikeNJ September 30, 2009
by Dominic Lanteri November 30, 2016
What Jose Mourhino does.
by Martin Hoxton June 9, 2014
Usually describes the tactic of a famous football coach Jose Mourinho. It means all players including attackers, midfielders and defenders are stuck in the penalty area to defend and without counter attack.
A: What is this team called? They are parking the bus and there is even no counter attack.
B: The team is Manchester united.
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A: Our defend is shit and I scare that we will be scored by counter attack.
B: Don't worry. They will probably park the bus.
B: The team is Manchester united.
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A: Our defend is shit and I scare that we will be scored by counter attack.
B: Don't worry. They will probably park the bus.
by 獌聯 April 1, 2018
Used to describe a situation when a guy is having sex and he cums but dose'nt pull out and therefore he parks the bus.
by The Fap Factory September 19, 2015
bob: I met this girl last night and we really hit it off.
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*
by HarryAscholl January 2, 2016
Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.
by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006