Parinated 

Mixture of feelings

"I am parinated at the moment ."

Parinated by C731 August 10, 2017

Parnate

Parnate is a drug that is an MAOI (MAO Inhibitor, MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitor). The dose range is 30mg to 60mg daily (in divided doses. The starting dose is 10mg to 30mg a day. Parnate inhibits the breakdown of Dopamine, norepinephrine,, and Epinephrine (Adrenaline). In addition, parnate releases dopamine and norepinephrine, making it 1/10 the strength of amphetamine. Parnate is also called tranylcypromine

Tony: I'm taking 30mg of Parnate daily and I'm energized.

Parnate by CognitiveFuel July 13, 2023

leet custom painted

When something is so completely and utterly retarded.

Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."

This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash

leet custom painted by l0vemetal January 14, 2008

legs painted on 

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.

I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.

legs painted on by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008

marinated

Being "marinated" with too much alcohol, and therefore somewhat incompacitated.

Man, Brenton the swan got so marinated last night, he pissed in his own shoe!

marinated by Ben April 5, 2005

In-cat-pacitated 

When a cat lays on you, making you immobilized.

Guy # 1: “Check this out!”.

Guy # 2: “I can’t, I’m in-cat-pacitated.”

In-cat-pacitated by Nehpets56 January 30, 2018

Painted Willy 

A cross dresser and/or a full blown homosexual.

What's da matter for you? Everybody knows Billy is a painted willy. Hell just ask him.

Painted Willy by Ikhabod Pain November 11, 2004