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Premature Satirisation
Premature Satirisation by kiwiluke July 24, 2014
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premature exfoliation
premature exfoliation by triggerboston August 13, 2012
Premature Paculation
When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.
This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.
Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets
This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.
Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets
Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?
Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.
Dude: Oh, what's that?
Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.
Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.
Dude: Oh, what's that?
Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.
Premature Paculation by troggy1009 January 18, 2009
Paresa
Paresa by whenuaintgotlifenomore July 2, 2016
premarital interdigitation
premarital interdigitation by Pheonix55 September 22, 2010
Premature Rejectulation
When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.
Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"
Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"
Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"
Premature Rejectulation by manicbubble February 10, 2015
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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