Pardun

Pardon but autocorrect didnt help you.

Anon1: Id like to stick my cock in a toaster.
Anon2: Pardun?

Pardun by Iwri November 9, 2021

Parunara 

Weird creature that only appears if you say the word "Colaris" three times while eating a bowl of tuna carbonara. (The creature only appears f you are one of the chosen ones, rumor has it that there are only four of these people).
It can be seen in different forms, mainly in a bluish/yellowish duck.

Chosen one: -while eating a bowl of tuna carbonara- Colaris! Colaris! Colaris!
Parunara: Quaaaaaaaaack

Parunara by RandomEgirl March 28, 2019

pardonfuck 

an expression of utter disbelief, used when saying "What the fuck?" just isn't strong enough; coined by Cameron Lauder of LoadingReadyRun

"Did you see those guys come out of nowhere?"
"Yeah, I turn around, see them, and I'm like, Pardonfuck?"

pardonfuck by LRRFan January 17, 2014

Pardinied 

1) The act of being really close to dating a girl and at the last minute, another guy sweeps in and takes her.
2) To steal someones close to be GF

Noah - Hey, so are you and Alyssa dating?
Patrick - Nah, dude we were about to but Eric went and Pardinied me.
Noah- Well that sucks.

Pardinied by BigPimpinFromThe757 April 22, 2013

Pardon my French 

The origin of this phrase (Which means excuse my use of profanity) does not originate for the French word for seal, as Lazy Time Waster suggests.

It in fact originates from the constant warfare between England and France many years ago, at that time "French" was associated with indecent things and activies (Swearing, kissing etc).

This was done fairly often in those days, sexually transmitted diseases (for one thing) had different names in different countries.

What the English might call the French disease, the Dutch might call the Spanish disease, the French might call the English disease and so on.

Pardon my French by Groaroaroar April 2, 2005

I beg your pardon 

When your a polite English gentleman and you can’t say fuck you or what the fuck.

Jeff the left handed homeless man:Wanker

King Sebastian the rich right handed man:I beg your pardon

I beg your pardon by King man of England the 2.5 August 16, 2018

I beg your pardon 

"I beg your pardon" is just a polite British way of saying "the fuck you just say"

Girl: I used to wear the socks under my brothers bed
Boy: I beg your pardon

I beg your pardon by Beese Churger August 22, 2020