Paralining 

A sport in which a trampoline floats towards the ground at 20,000 feet, suspended by four or more parachutes, and a skydiver jumps up and down on the trampoline without his parachute deployed. When the trampoline gets low enough, the skydiver jumps off and deploys his parachute for a safe landing.

Parachuting + Trampolining = Paralining

Guy 1: dude I went skydiving this weekend its was so sick!! what an adrenaline rush!!!

Guy 2: F that man I just went paralining

Guy 1: wtf is that

Paralining by jib1235 September 25, 2010

Leorio Paradinight 

Leorio is a character from Hunter x Hunter and hes really weird, but i love him anyways cause hes the COOCHIE MAN. Hes im love with KURAPIKA and i understand him cause Kurapika is REALLY HOT 😍

Person A: Who are you?
Leorio: IM Leorio Paradinight ZMTLELFKKF

Leorio Paradinight by Kurapikagettingpegged November 2, 2020

Leorio Paradinight 

Big daddy leorio is the father figure to gon a green haired child. He will protect gon with his life. Hes also studying to become a doctor.

Wow Leorio Paradinight is so cute istg I just want to marry him and bake cookies with his and have 26284638 children.

Leorio Paradinight by iloveshoji January 15, 2021

Partaining 

The act of tripling an opponents score in fantasy football, so as to metaphorically wipe your ass with their pride and render their team irrelevant in your fantasy league.

"Dude, did you lay a Partaining on him last weekend?" -Guy 1
"Yeah I Partained him hard, 152 to 49." -Guy 2
"That's crazy, he's so terrible." -Guy 1
"...I also had intercourse with his mother." -Guy 2

Partaining by commissionerfatguy September 29, 2014

partylining 

When someone shares the same plane of movement with you in a paralell manner, usually very annoying. Happens mostly while driving, when one drives next to you, speeding up as you speed up and slowing down when you slow down, preventing you from changing lanes. Also happens while walking down the street, waiting in line, or jogging somewhere populated.

I was gonna get off at the last exit but that motherfucker in Tauras kept partylining me so I couldn't get over.

Hey I think that guy in the blue shorts has something for me. Everytime I get up to run a lap he keeps catching up and partylining me. It's really uncomfortable!

partylining by Stytches June 9, 2005

Paralyzing Nut

When you have such a powerful nut that you loose feeling in part of your body.

Some Guy- I had such a great night with my girl yesterday.
Other Guy- Was it that good?
Some Guy- Yeah, She gave me a paralyzing Nut soo strong I lost feeling in my legs for a whole minute.

Paralyzing Nut by M0/\/ty December 1, 2017

The Paralyzing Hold 

A move used in BDSM pornographic videos, B-list horror movies, and sometimes other cases involving a hostage. The hold renders the victim completely immobile and helpless. She (it's always a she) will make little or no attempt to break free and will allow herself to be bound, killed, or led around by the captor.

The patient was fucked by the doctor after he used The Paralyzing Hold on her.

The serial killer used The Paralyzing Hold on the female teenager to easily kill her.

The hostage, as she was subdued by The Paralyzing Hold, watched helplessly as her captor fired at the hero.

The Paralyzing Hold by shlacka January 3, 2011