Partaining

The act of tripling an opponents score in fantasy football, so as to metaphorically wipe your ass with their pride and render their team irrelevant in your fantasy league.

"Dude, did you lay a Partaining on him last weekend?" -Guy 1
"Yeah I Partained him hard, 152 to 49." -Guy 2
"That's crazy, he's so terrible." -Guy 1
"...I also had intercourse with his mother." -Guy 2

by commissionerfatguy September 30, 2014