Paraketic 

A word used to describe someone as 'parakeet-like'
People described as paraketic may also be transvestite.

"You paraketic young man! Get over here!"

Paraketic by BigBonah123 March 12, 2023

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

parasitic troglodyte by sweetswede August 17, 2010

parasitic lifestyle 

An intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.

he lives a parasitic lifestyle and is totaly dependant on his Babys momma

parasitic lifestyle by pub10der November 5, 2013

parkticipate 

Visitor participation in the continuing upkeep of local parks to keep park entry fees from increasing.

Jill: "What's up with the trash bag?"

Jack: "I thought I'd 'parkticipate' while we take our morning walk at Spring Lake. It's my way of giving back so that park fees stay level.

Jill: "You always do the right thing Jack, and I'm thinking that since this an example sentence for Urban Dictionary, I should probably 'give back', too, by offering you some sort of bizarre sexual favor that will, of course, be described in explicit detail."

Jack: "You're too classy for that Jill. Plus, you don't want to contribute to the devolution of what could have been a smart, bleeding edge, relevant website."

Jill: "True. So, how about handing me a trash bag, and I'll 'parkticipate', too."

Jack: "That's my girl!"

parkticipate by 'Nuff Said? June 21, 2010

paralytic

Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic

What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!

paralytic by ant July 5, 2004

paraletic 

This 'word' is derived from a widespread mispronunciation of the word 'paralytic' and means extremely drunk.
Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.

We all had too much to drink at John's wedding and got absolutely 'paraletic'

paraletic by ant July 5, 2004

parasitic friend 

A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.

Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend

parasitic friend by HollaShawty May 26, 2010