paralytic

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Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic

What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!

paralytic by ant July 5, 2004

Words you can keep

Paralytic Possum

The ultimate female sub. The subbiest of all subby female subs. Extremely submissive woman.

A submissive woman isn’t enough for me, I need a paralytic possum.

Paralytic Possum by Bhigdon November 29, 2021

paralytic ileus

A condition where poop can not exit the intestines and has to come out the other way. (pooping out of the mouth)

Cris- hey, my intestines hurt, maybe i have para... *SHIT MOUTH CANNON*

Zach-holy shit (literally!) you pooped outa yo mouth sun!

Cris- yeah i must ha... WABABATHROWUPPOOPWABABA... have paralytic ileus

paralytic ileus by Mista God January 1, 2012

feline paralysis

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

feline paralysis by metasymantic February 6, 2009

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

parasitic troglodyte by sweetswede August 17, 2010

Food Paralysis

When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.

Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!

Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.

Food Paralysis by WordsmithRuss March 10, 2017

Penis Paralysis

The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."

Penis Paralysis by Richard Cockhammer October 17, 2011

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026