paralytic

Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic

What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!

paralytic by ant July 5, 2004

Paralytic Possum 

The ultimate female sub. The subbiest of all subby female subs. Extremely submissive woman.

A submissive woman isn’t enough for me, I need a paralytic possum.

Paralytic Possum by Bhigdon November 29, 2021

paralytic ileus

A condition where poop can not exit the intestines and has to come out the other way. (pooping out of the mouth)

Cris- hey, my intestines hurt, maybe i have para... *SHIT MOUTH CANNON*

Zach-holy shit (literally!) you pooped outa yo mouth sun!

Cris- yeah i must ha... WABABATHROWUPPOOPWABABA... have paralytic ileus

paralytic ileus by Mista God January 1, 2012

feline paralysis 

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

feline paralysis by metasymantic February 6, 2009

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

parasitic troglodyte by sweetswede August 17, 2010

Food Paralysis 

When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.

Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!

Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.

Food Paralysis by WordsmithRuss March 10, 2017

Penis Paralysis

The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."

Penis Paralysis by Richard Cockhammer October 17, 2011