Paraa 

If you ever come across a Paraa in your life you are so lucky. Paraa is the most weird, intelligent, gleaming, humorous, caring, and beautiful girl you will ever come across. She’s the girl who’s hair is always going to be messy just like her life. She will dance in the rain with you and she’ll make tea for you but, then she’s going to make you laugh so hard you’ll snort the tea right outa your nose. And she’ll be able to tell somethings wrong just by looking at you. Also she will listen and pay attention to you when your talking about the things you love even if she doesn’t love them herself. Paraa’s gonna be the girl who looks like a lazy Sunday afternoon instead of a Friday night. She’s going to be super loyal and she’ll stand up for you. But be careful she has a low self esteem and she’s most likely depressed. But if she trusts you and you do something to lose that you might not be trusted by her ever again. And she’ll stay with you if your crying all night long because there’s nothing you can do to lose her love. She’ll most likely keep her feelings to herself because she’s tired of pouring her heart out to the wrong person. And she’s super emotional when it comes to animals she loves them more than she loves people. But all in all Paraa is an amazing gal you should always keep in your life.

“Omg I started crying in class today” Person 1

“What happened?” Person 2

“Oh Paraa made me laugh so hard we had to move seats” Person 1

“ oh that makes sense h she’s so awesome” Person 2

Paraa by Canihaveapeppermint January 21, 2019

meatball parade 

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

meatball parade by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

Red Parade 

A state of ignorance, drone-like actions and behaviours, disregard for one's feelings and emotions.

"Walk on through a red parade and refuse to make amends, It cuts deep through our ground and makes us forget all common sense. Don't speak as I try to leave 'cause we both know what we'll choose, If you pull then I'll push too deep and I'll fall right back to you."

Red Parade by Trinity2828 June 19, 2013

Paracuck

It's where you get cucked by an online uhh..or...uhh...celebrity or you get cock blocked by them.

You got paracuck-ed by CdawgVA

Paracuck by BubiVT March 7, 2022

Kitty Parade 

An event in which all or almost all of the attending individuals are female.

Man, the sorority party was such a kitty parade. There were no guys there at all.

Kitty Parade by Johnny-san September 16, 2011

Para-Sudoku-Psychosis

An abnormal, trance like state of mind generally attained after prolonged periods of staring at a Suduko that has reached a point
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.

Bob: Hi Sally, I was just wondering if everything was ok? I saw you from accross the cafe and, well to be honest you've been sitting there for
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.

Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.

Para-Sudoku-Psychosis by gyrfalcon206 April 20, 2013

Parable Of The Onion 

Somewhere at the start of Shrek 1, Donkey is being a dick and Shrek stars chatting shit about onions. He tells Donkey that "there is more to ogres than people think" and says that ogres are like onions, they have layers. This is called the 'Parable Of Onion'.

(DISCLAIMER: DO NOT USE IN R.S EXAMS. YOU WILL NOT GET THE MARKS)

"Shrekism is a religion based upon the 'Parable Of The Onion'"

"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).

Parable Of The Onion by Wagwan Bluuuud May 6, 2019