Paracuck

It's where you get cucked by an online uhh..or...uhh...celebrity or you get cock blocked by them.

You got paracuck-ed by CdawgVA

by BubiVT March 7, 2022

paracuck

The act of cucking someone over long distances, typically through the internet. When a man or woman prefers to give their attention to an individual whom they (usually) have never met over you. This best used in the context of relationships.

John went on a date with Sabrina, during which she couldn't stop talking about her favorite streamer Christopher. John has now been paracuck-ed by Christopher.

by 77katz77 March 7, 2022

Paracuck

cucking someone online

I paracucked my friend

by OnigiOkada March 7, 2022

Parafucktion

An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide.

Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.

by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007

Paraduck

A person determined to put his name anywhere and everywhere that belongs in a prison for touching little children.

Paraduck is an asshole.

by Qui Tai November 14, 2003

Paraduck

A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.

Paraduck is a waste of carbon.

by Jon February 4, 2004

Paraduck

The act of Jumping(stealing) someone's chance at a quest or reward in online MMORPG's.

May also be pronounced as Para-fuck or Para-dick

"You jackass, you just paraduck'ed my quest!"

by Someone July 14, 2003