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(1) a prima donna paramedic with a "god complex" who thinks he/she is smart despite being an incompetent fool

(2) any paramedic who is more concerned with his ego than his patients, regardless of skill level or talent

(3) an otherwise competent paramedic who is an egomaniac
Paramedic Supervisor: "Bystanders complained that you sped onto the sidewalk with sirens blaring and nearly hit them..."

Paragod: "Uh..Hello!? Can we say EMERGENCY! The stupid bystanders didn't move fast enough!"

Paramedic Supervisor: "...but then you SLOWLY got out of the unit, fixed your hair and adjusted your shades, according to the complaint."

Paragod: "Hey, just calm down, okay? I run for no one. It's all BS until proven otherwise."

Paramedic Supervisor: "Why did you intubate this guy? He was just taking a nap on a park bench."

Paragod: "Look, I'm aggressive and I'm good. I go for the tube, and that's why my intubation skills are second to none."

Paramedic Supervisor: "You are an egotistical moron and a menace."
paragod by AlexFox February 16, 2008
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Aislinn: what's that noise, I think I can hear sirens?

Christian: Stop pranging out, you're such a parangutan sometimes.
Parangutan by Urbex13 February 20, 2012

Paragirl 

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Me: You might be like me, a Paragirl!
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Vegeta: You ruined it. You ruined it and I'm leaving.
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By the way that is the way you spell it. Many people spell it wrong.
(me: im hungry
you: im hungry
me: stop copying me
you: stop copying me
me: parangaricutirimicuaro
you: parag, parigua, para, ahh i give up!)

or here's a bigger phrase...

"El volcan del PARANGARICUTIRIMICUARO, se quiere DESPARANGARICUTIRIMICUAR, el que lo DESPARANGARICUTIRIMICUERE, sera un buen DESPARANGARICUTIRIMICUADOR"

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Paragon Nova was playing with Sp00n yesterday.