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Paramobile 

Any vehicle that is drawn to, and/or attracts out of the ordinary, unexplainable situations without input from the operator, and/or passengers.
Paramobiles have frequent and unexplainable situations and/or encounters which are often reported as follows:

Initiation of systems without input. i.e., engine, radio, sun roof, etc starting, opening and/or engaging without input from an operator.
Attacks and/or damage by animals and/or creatures who's identity and genetic origin is without a scientific example recorded elsewhere. No one will believe you either.

Entities showing up within headlight range, possibly even in the road, then disappearing without being run over.

Unexplained scents, movements, etc, within the interior of the vehicle.

An unexplained draw to odd places, i.e.:

breaking down in front of an alligator farm;

long stretch of lonely road with no cell tower within range for help;

in front of isolated boot hill cemeteries;

off ramp of busy highway during 5 o'clock traffic, with perhaps half a house being hauled on a truck behind you; unexplained apparitions of passengers who appear and disappear within the confines of the vehicle.

Many other examples exist, yet are too numerous to list here. If you can identify with one of these situations, you can, most likely, add an odder descriptive from your own experience.
Paramobile by Trystia June 19, 2009
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ParaMobile 

A behind the scenes social media guru who manipulates the web as effortlessly from a mobile device as he does from a desktop to provide content for your favorite social sites when you don't have the experience or time.
My business is way behind the curve and I can't twitter to save my life. I need to find a paramobile to handle this so i can devote my time elsewhere.
ParaMobile by mythmker November 16, 2009
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A 1994 blue Ford Taurus with a painting of PacMan on the side of the car.
The model has been discontinued until further notice due to excessive Pursuits by the police who were led to believe the owner to be a pedophile.
Guy1: Dude, that car's got Chris Hanson written all over it.
Guy2: Fuck Yer! Its My Pacmobile!!1!@
Pacmobile by TreeBobJoe January 27, 2009

patamobile 

I Tex-Mex phrase stating that you're too poor to get a car so you have to get around using your feet.
e.g. 1
person a)Hey ese how did you get here?
person b) pos tu sabes loosly translated into(you know) I used the patamobile!

e.g. 2
person a) check it out vato, I got some new J's for the patamobile!
person b) my bad ese I upgrated to a 6 cylinder

e.g. 3
Hey can you give me a ride to the store in your patamobile?
patamobile by Felicia Garcia October 22, 2007

painmobile 

Another word for "ambulance".
A vehicle equipped for taking sick or injured people to and from the hospital .
yo i just heard the painmobile cruise through, someone must be hurt like a mofo!
painmobile by Geniewitabeanie February 7, 2023

pratmobile 

A car which has been modified in such a way that the owner and his friends think it's the bee's knees but everybody else thinks it makes (usually) him or (rarely) her look a complete knob head. The typical pratmobile is a small, practical, inoffensive car such as a VW Polo, Ford Fiesta, Vauxhall Corsa, or even a Fiat Panda, that has had a seriously loud and illegal megaphone exhaust fitted and possibly dropped suspension, and is piloted by somebody who fondly imagines that he can drive like Lewis Hamilton. It may also be a larger family car that has been inappropriately tarted up.
Rodney (to Del Boy): "You take the van and I … no, I'll take the van and you take the pratmobile."
pratmobile by Beermat September 25, 2020

Patmobile 

A 3-wheeled contrivance, propelled by means of many small shakes.

The shakes are provided by old ladies, who have contracted them through a lifetime of the over indulgence in vigorous sexual activity.

The device has a hinge at the front and two handles at the back, into which the shakes are fed.

The shakes are then passed through an pulpatator, transforming it into patential energy.
Behold, one patmobile approacheth !
*20mins later* Behold ! The same patmobile approacheth.
*35mins later* One patmobile has moved on. . . .
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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