Acronym for Fuck My Spelling. Almost like FML only you say it after you realize that you have horribly fucked up a word.
eYe_fAllEd_sPelleNg0239: So there was this Jahoover witness that came to my door today
eYe_fAllEd_sPelleNg0239: fms
Mister294: /facepalm
eYe_fAllEd_sPelleNg0239: fms
Mister294: /facepalm
by TreeBobJoe November 04, 2009

by TreeBobJoe November 15, 2009

What Peter Parker and Mary Jane were thinking about during the scene of the second movie when he's got her in the web and she finds out that he is in fact Spiderman
*Scene where M.J. is chillin in the web while spider man climbs down
Person 1: You know what she's thinking right now, don't ya?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: Kinky Spider Sex
Person 1: You know what she's thinking right now, don't ya?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: Kinky Spider Sex
by TreeBobJoe October 04, 2010

A 1994 blue Ford Taurus with a painting of PacMan on the side of the car.
The model has been discontinued until further notice due to excessive Pursuits by the police who were led to believe the owner to be a pedophile.
The model has been discontinued until further notice due to excessive Pursuits by the police who were led to believe the owner to be a pedophile.
by TreeBobJoe January 27, 2009

Jim: Dude, Leo totally looked like hell before, but now he looks amazing
Joe: Yea mang, He's totally Bammin'
Joe: Yea mang, He's totally Bammin'
by TreeBobJoe November 09, 2009

When you go at least a week without shaving or combing your hair. You dress completely like Shit and look just out right awful. Then just before a big get together or meeting up with a girl you like, BAM!! You clean up real nice. The contrast from before and after makes you seem so much nicer.
John: Dude, you look like shit, You goin to that party lookin like that tonight?
Mike: Nah man, I'm goin for The BAM Effect
Mike: Nah man, I'm goin for The BAM Effect
by TreeBobJoe November 08, 2009

by TreeBobJoe January 26, 2009
