Patmobile 

A 3-wheeled contrivance, propelled by means of many small shakes.

The shakes are provided by old ladies, who have contracted them through a lifetime of the over indulgence in vigorous sexual activity.

The device has a hinge at the front and two handles at the back, into which the shakes are fed.

The shakes are then passed through an pulpatator, transforming it into patential energy.

Behold, one patmobile approacheth !
*20mins later* Behold ! The same patmobile approacheth.
*35mins later* One patmobile has moved on. . . .

Patmobile by driehoekkoeliekoek May 26, 2010

fatmobile 

The motorized wheelchair shopping cart that gigantically fat people use at the grocery store because they are to fat and lazy to walk.

I spent two hours setting up a soup display at work and then suddenly some lard ass wrecked into it with a fatmobile.

fatmobile by chester B. Arthur December 9, 2008

Pacmobile

A 1994 blue Ford Taurus with a painting of PacMan on the side of the car.
The model has been discontinued until further notice due to excessive Pursuits by the police who were led to believe the owner to be a pedophile.

Guy1: Dude, that car's got Chris Hanson written all over it.
Guy2: Fuck Yer! Its My Pacmobile!!1!@

Pacmobile by TreeBobJoe January 27, 2009

flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams

Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!

flattened my batmobile by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015

Batmobile 

The car driven by the masked adventurer Batman, usually represented in films and comics as a large, powerful vehicle with onboard weapons systems.

Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!

Batmobile by Sklooby April 24, 2008

Batmobile 

The act of lighting a fart while having sex. It not only looks awesome, it also gives you an extra boost on the forward thrust.

After leaving taco bell last night, I gave Wendy the batmobile.

Batmobile by CptMisery June 23, 2011

patamobile 

I Tex-Mex phrase stating that you're too poor to get a car so you have to get around using your feet.

e.g. 1
person a)Hey ese how did you get here?
person b) pos tu sabes loosly translated into(you know) I used the patamobile!

e.g. 2
person a) check it out vato, I got some new J's for the patamobile!
person b) my bad ese I upgrated to a 6 cylinder

e.g. 3
Hey can you give me a ride to the store in your patamobile?

patamobile by Felicia Garcia October 22, 2007