pistastrophe 

A pistastrophe is what happens when you run out or lose your delicious pistachio nuts. It is a true catastrophe! Dramatic yes, but does cause suffering!

Bro! I lost my brand new 5 pound bag of pistachio's I just bought! Its a pistastrophe!

pistastrophe by Sarasyo November 28, 2017

pistantrophobic 

Fear of trusting

That girl got her heart broken. Now she's pistantrophobic.

pistantrophobic by Nayy.litty January 24, 2017

pigtastrophe 

a really big catastrophe or total clusterfuck; can also be used facetiously when someone is overreacting to an event that isn't really a big deal

ugh, I just sat in traffic for 3 hours because they're doing construction in the middle of rush hour. what a pigtastrophe!

pigtastrophe by rational narcissist March 12, 2011

pissastrophe 

The resultant large mess that exists after urinating in a dissorderly fashon. It is usually the product of a lack of awarness, caution, or control. Can also result from a total lack of human decency or respect.

Brian was disoriented and did not pull his boxers down far enough. This resulted in a pissastrophe of epic proportions.

pissastrophe by FlankThatSouljaBoy October 13, 2009

pigtastrophe 

A really big catastrophe. Often used facetiously, but can applied to any type of disaster, fiasco or clusterfuck.

Alas! We're lost in the middle of nowhere - what a pigtastrophe!

pigtastrophe by fanfreluche March 2, 2011

Paptastrophe 

A but clenching moment which you cant quite hold any longer

I almost made it to the bog! Unfortunately I wasn't quick enough and had a paptastrophe on the staircase.

Paptastrophe by R1opa September 21, 2009

Potastrophe 

A catastrophe you have with your Pot

Mark ripping the last paper is a Potastrophe

Potastrophe by Iron Gump October 31, 2004