A pistastrophe is what happens when you run out or lose your delicious pistachio nuts. It is a true catastrophe! Dramatic yes, but does cause suffering!
Bro! I lost my brand new 5 pound bag of pistachio's I just bought! Its a pistastrophe!
The resultant largemess that exists after urinating in a dissorderly fashon. It is usually the product of a lack of awarness, caution, or control. Can also result from a total lack of human decency or respect.
Brian was disoriented and did not pull his boxers down far enough. This resulted in a pissastrophe of epic proportions.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.