Papercity

Also known as the city of Dallas, Texas. Underground nickname "Papercity" due to it's high presents of wealthy residents and large amounts of materialism and business opportunities.

Papercity, dallas texas

by that lemonade guy November 18, 2011

Paternity Fraud

A form of Perjury and Fraud that is sanctioned by the State of California. Men who do not find out that "their" children are not in fact theirs within the state's statute of limitations are forced to continue to pay child support. This can take place regardless of evidence provided by the men.

A guy signs a birth certificate because his girlfriend says he's the dad. 5 Years later he finds the children have been seeing their biological father the whole time while he has been paying child support. The state forces him to continue to pay child support regardless of the results of DNA tests.

He is a Paternity Fraud Victim.

by Dryhumor September 9, 2009

papercut survivor

Very painful experience you went through. Mostly emotionally rather then physically, like a breakup,

I'm a papercut survivor, I caught feelings but now it's over.

by Netkom July 30, 2018

paternity test

Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)

Stephanie tried to refuse to take the paternity test proving he wasn't the father because she didn't want the other guy to find out he wasn't the father either.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.

Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.

by digs0 January 15, 2013

Marshmallow with papercut

Exquisite tight vagina that you need desperately.

My wife has a marshmallow with papercut, I will never leave her.

by Helllya November 6, 2018

papercut

1. A cut from paper.
2. What people use as an excuse when they cut their wrists but fail to kill themselves.
3. The first track of Linkin Park's album Hybrid Theory.

1. I got a papercut at school.
2. I asked him about his wrists, he said "Papercut."
3. I listened to "Papercut."

by anonymous April 16, 2005