pantsurbate

1.the act of masturbating through the pants.
2.the act of masturbating through the pants pocket.

*Both can be done in public without notice*

1.steve-I feel pleasure when i masturbate through my pants.

2.bob-dont you mean pantsurbate, the act of masturbating through the pants!

pantsurbate by bradster wulfy August 25, 2008

PantsuEater 

piece of shit

Kid: I wanna change my discord name to Pantsueater
Dad: disowned

PantsuEater by memeoverlord69420 May 5, 2021

Passturbate 

Passing a ball, puck, disc, etc. to yourself in a sports related video game.

Aaron: Dude, pass me the puck!
Stephen: I'm trying! It keeps passing to myself!
Aaron: I don't wanna play if you're just gonna passturbate all day.

Passturbate by sparker29 August 29, 2012

Pantsturbate 

The act of masturbating with your pants on.

I was in the back of the bus when I decided to Pantsturbate.

Pantsturbate by CakeBadger November 21, 2014

panthurbator 

A panthurbator is someone who sneaks into wildlife parks to masturbate panthers.

Freddie had his hopes set on being a panthurbator, but all they found left of him was a sock and part of his chode.

panthurbator by scodder April 22, 2010

pasturbate 

verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.

Can't Ted do anything but pasturbate?

pasturbate by storm871 March 18, 2009

Padsturbate 

the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.

Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.

Padsturbate by Stonecartier July 9, 2011