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PantsuEater 

Kid: I wanna change my discord name to Pantsueater
Dad: disowned

Passturbate 

Passing a ball, puck, disc, etc. to yourself in a sports related video game.
Aaron: Dude, pass me the puck!
Stephen: I'm trying! It keeps passing to myself!
Aaron: I don't wanna play if you're just gonna passturbate all day.
Passturbate by sparker29 August 29, 2012

Pantsturbate 

The act of masturbating with your pants on.
I was in the back of the bus when I decided to Pantsturbate.
Pantsturbate by CakeBadger November 21, 2014

panthurbator 

A panthurbator is someone who sneaks into wildlife parks to masturbate panthers.
Freddie had his hopes set on being a panthurbator, but all they found left of him was a sock and part of his chode.
panthurbator by scodder April 22, 2010

pasturbate 

verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.
Can't Ted do anything but pasturbate?
pasturbate by storm871 March 18, 2009

Padsturbate 

the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.
Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.
Padsturbate by Stonecartier July 9, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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