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Pants suit 

A working woman with a bitchy sense of entitlement. She often listens to the song "Miss Independent" by Kelly Clarkson as if the song was written about her and watches "Sex and the City" religously. A woman who thinks she is smarter than everyone else, especially any man.
Look at the pants suit in the court room drinking her latte listening to Kelly Clarkson. What a bitch.

I'd would try and hit on that girl if she wasn't such a pants suit.

God, I hate Sex and the City. What a bunch of pants suits.
Pants suit by Hottt Karll April 28, 2010
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oh my goblin in a pants suit 

This was once said to me by AshCourt1 on wattpad and I don't know where it came from or if it's a reference to something but I now use this expression.
AshCourt1- Oh my goblin in a pants suit! That cat you have in you profile pic looks nearly identical to mine!

Spill the Beans in my pants suit 

Slang Term for Crapping your pants
"Oh my god you guysh, that shcary movie jusht made me Spill the Beans in my pants suit"

canadian pant suit 

When a women wears a denim jacket and jeans. Similar to a Canadian Tuxedo.
Hey, check out Robin's Canadian Pant Suit. She's ready for the board meeting, and the duck hunt after work.

Suit-pant Souffle 

A light and airy trouser infusion, in contrast to a Pants Casserole. Typically quickly baked and delicate in composition
Jimmy: that's quite a complex, delicate fragrance wafting over here Thomas.
Tom: that's my Suit-pant Souffle.

Pantsuit Death 

The excruciating death of spirit that occurs when a bright and industrious individual must interact with government bureaucrats in order to fulfill an administrative requirement. The termination of goodwill and optimism that occurs when a capable individual must, by necessity, work with administrative bureaucrats.
The expression derives from the word pantsuit, which is the uniform most commonly worn by the mid-level administrators that maintain bureaucracies.
I had to take the mandatory diversity-awareness course this morning; it was total pantsuit death.
Pantsuit Death by frankshoe April 28, 2009

pantsuit 

A person who is being uptight and stiff. Not knowing how to relax oneself.
Stop being a pantsuit, you're stressing me out!
pantsuit by Eastondle May 17, 2012
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