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ski slopes

an adjective used to describe a woman or a girl's breasts. The breasts are shaped in a elongated curve resembling that of a ski slope. Very uncommon and very undesirable to many.
That girl at the bar last night had a nasty set of ski slopes - I mean seriously, they should be registered for the winter olympics.
by eastondle September 23, 2009
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cavity fart

When your stomach is completely empty only to be filled with gas - that out of nowhere wooof that stings your eyes and burns your nose hairs. A hollow empty fart reeking of remains from meals prior.
Seriously, man you need to get yourself checked out, that cavity fart was pure death!
by eastondle September 23, 2009
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Talk forum

A person who will use acronyms and language generally found in forum posts.
Did you see that car, FTL! That was such an epic fail! Dude, don't talk forum to me.
by eastondle January 25, 2010
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Manslap

Manslap - when a grown man whines, bitches and moans to a point where you as a man would need to open-hand slap another man. A necessary gesture and action to quickly check a man and put him in his place, undeserving of a typical punch.
I went out with Brad the other night and he was just being annoying...Whining and complaining about nothing so I had to manslap him and check him real quick. He deserved it.
by Eastondle September 2, 2010
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metrosensual

When someone, mainly a guy, is in tune with current affairs, style trends, fashion and his feelings but isn't quite considered a full fledged metro-sexual.
Even though Ryan Seacrest may not admit he's metrosexual, he's full on metrosensual.
by eastondle June 27, 2010
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J-tits

Adj: Shape of a woman's breast resembling that of the letter J. Long, sloping and curves outward away from the body.
That girl had a set of J-tits that were borderline tribal. I mean I could hang a coat on those things.
by eastondle February 26, 2012
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pantsuit

A person who is being uptight and stiff. Not knowing how to relax oneself.
Stop being a pantsuit, you're stressing me out!
by Eastondle May 17, 2012
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