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Pennywhiskers  

The jocular act of sprinkling the pubic hairs from a crimson haired individual in, onto, or around the face and or hair of an unsuspecting victim. This action is best performed with the hairs from a pure ginger onto the face of a dark-haired italian with facial hair, but the definition is flexible. The term "pennywhiskers" may only be applied when using the hairs of an indiviual with some form of a "fire crotch" and when said hairs are being placed on a unwilling victim. The term originates from the color of the American monetary value of the "penny", which consists of copper, a reddish conductive metal, and the old English term for facial hair, "whiskers."
HAHAHA, John just gave Nick Pennywhiskers by dispersing his bountiful fire-crotch harvest on that dumbass' face.
Refers to a person with high levels of irrationality and/or stupidity. Random acts denoting an incapability or unwillingness to properly consider the relevant information and proceed according the common sense.
That guy is truly a panchis!!!
Panchis by LCHE September 3, 2009

Pennywhistle 

When a man has sex with a woman on her period and the woman performs oral sex to remove all excess blood from the penis.
I know your Aunt Flo is in town, I'll still fuck ya but you gotta gimme a pennywhistle at the end.
Pennywhistle by stooperb June 23, 2019

Extraphysical Panpsychism

Extraphysical Panpsychism is the view that mind or a mindlike aspect is a fundamental and ubiquitous feature of reality, where mind or that mindlike aspect exist at extraphysical level and extraphysics play an important role at physics and where all living beings and things actually have an extraphysical mind and an extraphysical counterpart as well. Extraphysical panpsychism seeks to unite the views of extraphysicalism and of panpsychism into single philosophy, and to develop a theory and a view that can describe the world and reality and physical level and extraphysical level where both, physical and extraphysical levels are part of the same reality and mind.
"Extraphysical Panpsychism is a nice way to see reality, if we unite it to atheist extraphysicalism, we could have a view and a notion about how humans should behave themselves in case they finally understand how extraphysics are and how they can access them objectively such as contact with extraphysical beings objectively."

PantyChrist 

A woman who embodies all that a man would want but ultimately denies him love.
I want Laura so bad, but she is such a PantyChrist... I'll never get that lovin'
PantyChrist by DJ-Zamboni December 1, 2010

pannywaist 

A pannywaist is guy who isn't acting manly. Also a pansy, wuss, pussy, or tool just to name a few. Someone who pusses out.
"Ben just told me he misses me....what a pannywaist."

"The pannywaist didn't catch the ball because he was scared of being hit."

"Scott is a pannywaist. He ran from a small dog."
pannywaist by Nick DO October 27, 2006
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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