The jocular act of sprinkling the pubic hairs from a crimson haired individual in, onto, or around the face and or hair of an unsuspecting victim. This action is best performed with the hairs from a pure ginger onto the face of a dark-haired italian with facial hair, but the definition is flexible. The term "pennywhiskers" may only be applied when using the hairs of an indiviual with some form of a "fire crotch" and when said hairs are being placed on a unwilling victim. The term originates from the color of the American monetary value of the "penny", which consists of copper, a reddish conductive metal, and the old English term for facial hair, "whiskers."
HAHAHA, John justgave Nick Pennywhiskers by dispersing his bountiful fire-crotch harvest on that dumbass' face.
noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man whilst he is defecating. NOTE: If the man is defecating whilst seated upon a toilet, this act is instead known as a blumpkin.
So me and my girl was out camping right? And I had to shit y'know, so I goes out into the woods, and outta nowhere my girl shows up and starts giving me a penny whistle. It was prettyrad I guess.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.