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Pennywhistle 

When a man has sex with a woman on her period and the woman performs oral sex to remove all excess blood from the penis.
I know your Aunt Flo is in town, I'll still fuck ya but you gotta gimme a pennywhistle at the end.
Pennywhistle by stooperb June 23, 2019
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Pennywhistle 

One's manhood.
Also known as 'end blown fipple flute' or 'willy whistle'.
'Would you like to see my pennywhistle?'
Pennywhistle by SamuelJohnson October 29, 2008

Pennywhiskers  

The jocular act of sprinkling the pubic hairs from a crimson haired individual in, onto, or around the face and or hair of an unsuspecting victim. This action is best performed with the hairs from a pure ginger onto the face of a dark-haired italian with facial hair, but the definition is flexible. The term "pennywhiskers" may only be applied when using the hairs of an indiviual with some form of a "fire crotch" and when said hairs are being placed on a unwilling victim. The term originates from the color of the American monetary value of the "penny", which consists of copper, a reddish conductive metal, and the old English term for facial hair, "whiskers."
HAHAHA, John just gave Nick Pennywhiskers by dispersing his bountiful fire-crotch harvest on that dumbass' face.

Pink Penny Whistle 

Adrian plays the most beautiful tune on the pink penny whistle

Peenwhistler 

One who blows on a man's member or unit with a gap in ones teeth, therefore creating a whistling sound.
"man, see that girl over there with the summer teeth ? Bet she's a real Peenwhistler!"
Peenwhistler by ucla11fan May 5, 2006

penny whistle 

noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man whilst he is defecating. NOTE: If the man is defecating whilst seated upon a toilet, this act is instead known as a blumpkin.
So me and my girl was out camping right? And I had to shit y'know, so I goes out into the woods, and outta nowhere my girl shows up and starts giving me a penny whistle. It was pretty rad I guess.
penny whistle by FuckOffHey April 10, 2015

peniswhistle

noun) an insult, you know those whislte lollipops......ya.....like that, use your imagination.
wow, brian olwick is such a peniswhistle...
peniswhistle by anonymous February 26, 2003
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