Pandemize

(Verb) to utterly decimate, destroy, wreck, usually in a way that was agreed upon by both parties, disregarding realities

“I went over to my Daddy’s house to get fucked but it was way bigger than I expected and he PANDEMIZED me sis!!!!!”

by Ceej3790 March 12, 2020

ponderize

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

by bk_urb November 26, 2015

Pandemic P

Nickname for Paul George, a toxic player who underperforms in the playoffs

Pandemic P had more turnovers (5) yhan field goals made last night

by marcfont September 20, 2020

Pandemic Life

A term used post-COVID-19 for life as we now know it.

She inquired about our new normal, asking “So how’s Pandemic Life?”

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2020

ponderize

To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.

Kate was determined to ponderize her cult's leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.

by friesounz November 25, 2015

Pandemic Pussy

An individual who is afraid to do things outside of the house due to their fear of catching the VID. If these people do leave their homes, they generally wear a mask outdoors and sanitize their hands every 10 seconds.

My friend is too much of a pandemic pussy to go anywhere. I once saw him hiking in the woods miles away from the closest human and he still had a mask on. He even wears his mask in his sleep and bathes in purell

by Senor Dank Nugs October 19, 2021

pandemicon

The Pandemicon is a contemporary surveillance assemblage. It emerges when a pandemic disease forces the State to use novel forms of governance and control, such as curfews, quarantines, health testing, tracking cell phone data, border closures, etc. The measures are not new, but they are only brought together in this way during a pandemic, and often outlive the disease itself.

Have you heard they track cell-phone data of bug-carriers and carry out mandatory testing in Singapore? Yeah...they've perfected the Pandemicon there.

by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020