Paltase
(Noun) a word that people usually say instead of plates because they’re simping too hard for a fictional character
Paltase by Kokichikinnie19 August 22, 2022
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pastasexual
adj -ly, -ler, -lest
1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..
n
1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. A person who is a flipping fool
1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..
n
1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.
pastasexual by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020
Related Words
Paltase • Pastasexual • palase • Paleaseana • pantasea • Partasexual • pastaself • Pa-lease • pasta sex • Pata Seca
Paleaseana
A Paleaseana is most probably the most destuctive rugby player that will ever walk the earth. not only is he fast, strong and agile, he also monsters down the road with a shopping trolley and watermelon helmet.
Known to live anywhere fully sickness is he will recite hardcore poetry to scamp and scoot whilst teaching underprivilged children to be fully sick on the rugby pitch.
Known to live anywhere fully sickness is he will recite hardcore poetry to scamp and scoot whilst teaching underprivilged children to be fully sick on the rugby pitch.
Paleaseana by Jonzoar March 1, 2010
Pastasexual
Pastasexual by aslo0628 August 9, 2012
Partasexual
Partasexual by Woggie11 April 26, 2016
pastaself
A gender where you identify as anything you can find. If you are not comfortable with your set pronouns. :)
pastaself , gatoradeself, spaghettiself, ladybugself
Even can be a kink or fetish.
degradingself
knifeself
pornself
kittenself
Even can be a kink or fetish.
degradingself
knifeself
pornself
kittenself
pastaself by jsjdejwfkkjrewmglkjad March 28, 2021
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