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pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.
Related Words

Paleaseana

A Paleaseana is most probably the most destuctive rugby player that will ever walk the earth. not only is he fast, strong and agile, he also monsters down the road with a shopping trolley and watermelon helmet.

Known to live anywhere fully sickness is he will recite hardcore poetry to scamp and scoot whilst teaching underprivilged children to be fully sick on the rugby pitch.
1. that old lady just paleaseana'd the shit outta those prunes!
Paleaseana by Jonzoar March 1, 2010

Pastasexual 

Being entirely open without the need for labels. "I love who I love, I fuck who I fuck."
Lo is a wonderful pastasexual.
Pastasexual by aslo0628 August 9, 2012

Partasexual 

Someone who only did part of the sex change. Not truly a male or female
Bruce Jenner is no female, he's only a (partasexual), he still has his nuts.
Partasexual by Woggie11 April 26, 2016
One who has a cock that resembles a tuna can
My poor friend Brian has a Palase cock.
palase by Byanks May 9, 2018
A gender where you identify as anything you can find. If you are not comfortable with your set pronouns. :)
pastaself , gatoradeself, spaghettiself, ladybugself

Even can be a kink or fetish.

degradingself

knifeself

pornself
kittenself