Palfed 

For every orifice to be filled up during group sex

What are your plans this weekend ?
I’m supposed to be getting palfed by the basketball team

Palfed by ColPet October 19, 2018

palled 

*verb* pronounced paul-d

1. To completely own someone, in every aspect possible.
2. To consistently prove someone wrong time and time again.
3. Complete and utter humiliation of an opponent who does not understand when he/she is wrong.
4. To mean 10 times great of ownage that moded

1. Milo: "Dude, the Romertionary is as legit as the Urban Dictionary.
Kerp: "Damn, Conner just got palled!"

2. Text message "I had a chance to have a three some the other day. I couldn't because I'm dating someone"
3. Milo: Wow, I can't believe I just got that text. He got palled.

palled by The Tang Bang Crew May 15, 2008

Palped 

To be caused harm, serious injury or death in a fashion resembling the characteristic evil wielded by Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire.

Mace Windu was totally Palped by the Emperor’s force lightening. Did you see where he landed?

Palped by TheRockDoddy October 3, 2016

getting palmed 

getting tossed/jacked off

"Kody is planning on getting palmed at Henry's party!"

getting palmed by anon10101001 May 20, 2016

palmed 

When you go out to either: hug someone, shake their hand or any other type of greeting and they respond by shoving their palm in your face...subsequently knocking you backwards, foiling your attempt.

#1) - Yo man....Richie just palmed that skanky ho'
- Hellz yeah man, he don't want none of that.

#2) In Dave Chappelle's "things would look better in slow motion" skit. He palmed a woman 'cause she got in his way.

palmed by Lindsey N. February 12, 2006

paffed 

someone who has done a strong bottom cough.

That dirty quim has just paffed.

paffed by sarah JB February 25, 2008

parfed 

Could be used as an adjective or verb. It is used to describe something that has been messed up or the act of screwing something up.

1. Brian's truck was really parfed after he got it stuck under a low bridge.

2. Brian parfed the trim for the Duncan job by cutting it too short.

parfed by The Real Dan-O October 4, 2013