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Palsied
Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.
It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.
You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.
You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
Palindrone
Anything uttered by US Vice-President candidate Sarah Palin. A nonsensical series of drawn-out, padded words that don't make sense forward or backward. Similar to the well-known and inherently idiotic "Bushisms" spoken by President George W. Bush.
Sarah Palin: "As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?"
Brainiac #1: "What did she just say?"
Brainiac #2: "Oh, nothing. Just another Palindrone. But she sure is hot!"
Brainiac #1: "What did she just say?"
Brainiac #2: "Oh, nothing. Just another Palindrone. But she sure is hot!"
Palindrone by Dr. Angela Wallenbrock, MD February 23, 2009
palindrome
palindrome by Lucky Luc April 1, 2005
palled
*verb* pronounced paul-d
1. To completely own someone, in every aspect possible.
2. To consistently prove someone wrong time and time again.
3. Complete and utter humiliation of an opponent who does not understand when he/she is wrong.
4. To mean 10 times great of ownage that moded
1. To completely own someone, in every aspect possible.
2. To consistently prove someone wrong time and time again.
3. Complete and utter humiliation of an opponent who does not understand when he/she is wrong.
4. To mean 10 times great of ownage that moded
1. Milo: "Dude, the Romertionary is as legit as the Urban Dictionary.
Kerp: "Damn, Conner just got palled!"
2. Text message "I had a chance to have a three some the other day. I couldn't because I'm dating someone"
3. Milo: Wow, I can't believe I just got that text. He got palled.
Kerp: "Damn, Conner just got palled!"
2. Text message "I had a chance to have a three some the other day. I couldn't because I'm dating someone"
3. Milo: Wow, I can't believe I just got that text. He got palled.
palled by The Tang Bang Crew May 15, 2008
Palidando
Palidando by javierroberts December 23, 2010
palindrome
Palindromes:
So many dynamos.
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
No sir, away! A papaya war is on.
Nate bit a Tibetan.
...Boob.
So many dynamos.
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
No sir, away! A papaya war is on.
Nate bit a Tibetan.
...Boob.
palindrome by Zidane is a fucktard September 10, 2006
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"