Palied 

Gaslighting but on a different level

Derek's brother faked documents and twisted facts to convince everyone that Derek is adopted.
Derek got palied by his brother

"Dont Pali me" Derek told his brother

Palied by Jerartris June 14, 2024

Palsied

Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.

It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.

You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.

Pokey fired up a huge, six paper blunt with super dank wheelchair weed.

He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.

Palsied by Jrubadub July 15, 2010

Palindrone 

Anything uttered by US Vice-President candidate Sarah Palin. A nonsensical series of drawn-out, padded words that don't make sense forward or backward. Similar to the well-known and inherently idiotic "Bushisms" spoken by President George W. Bush.

Sarah Palin: "As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?"

Brainiac #1: "What did she just say?"

Brainiac #2: "Oh, nothing. Just another Palindrone. But she sure is hot!"

Palindrone by Dr. Angela Wallenbrock, MD February 23, 2009

palindrome 

A word or phrase reading the same forwards and backwards.

"Doc, note I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness; I diet on cod."

palindrome by Lucky Luc April 1, 2005

palled 

*verb* pronounced paul-d

1. To completely own someone, in every aspect possible.
2. To consistently prove someone wrong time and time again.
3. Complete and utter humiliation of an opponent who does not understand when he/she is wrong.
4. To mean 10 times great of ownage that moded

1. Milo: "Dude, the Romertionary is as legit as the Urban Dictionary.
Kerp: "Damn, Conner just got palled!"

2. Text message "I had a chance to have a three some the other day. I couldn't because I'm dating someone"
3. Milo: Wow, I can't believe I just got that text. He got palled.

palled by The Tang Bang Crew May 15, 2008

Palidando 

spanish for getting paled.. its used when you are to drunk or too tired and feel like dying.

Man estoy PALIDANDO... ( Man im dying)

Palidando by javierroberts December 23, 2010

palindrome 

A phrase that is the same forwards and backwards.

Palindromes:

So many dynamos.
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
No sir, away! A papaya war is on.
Nate bit a Tibetan.

...Boob.

palindrome by Zidane is a fucktard September 10, 2006