Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.

Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?

Lightening by Sarcasm for survival June 5, 2018

Lightening

Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.

Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?

Lightening by Sarcasm for survival June 5, 2018

lightening rod

A cocaine laced joint

Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up

lightening rod by hannah1985 March 16, 2009

Lightening Bug

A very dangerous bug that shoot streams of lightening out its mouth. It draws in little children with a small pretty light until they get close enough to zap the fuck out of them so he can feed his fucking evil family who also kill children. Their babies taste like chinese food.

I saw a horde of lightening bugs so I hauled ass back inside my house

Lightening Bug by Ginsu48 September 18, 2009

lightening mcqueen

A name given to one with a fast masturbation arm. Usually such an individual is identifiable by one arm being much bigger than the other.

Jim's been working out on the old pipe lately. He looks like a real Lightening McQueen with that right arm of his.

lightening mcqueen by Tasty Nuts June 19, 2014

Lightening Gender

Also known as 'storm gender' or 'thunder gender', lightening gender (under the Weather-Gender spectrum) is a gender that exposes itself during storms or spouts of lightening. The more frequent the lightening or stronger the storm, the stronger this gender feels.

A bolt of lightening struck the feel by Khalid's house, 2 minutes later again another bolt of lightening struck and the rain grew stronger, it was then Khalid knew he was Lightening Gender

Lightening Gender by FemPolice August 3, 2017

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026