Lightening

Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.

Status: "Wow, thunder and lightening tonight!"
Fifteen of my fuckwit friends 'like' this.

Comment:"Really, a storm and altered skin tone?"

by NoSnKi December 16, 2011

Lightening

Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.

Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?

by Sarcasm for survival June 5, 2018

Lightening

Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.

Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?

by Sarcasm for survival June 5, 2018

lightening rod

A cocaine laced joint

Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up

by hannah1985 March 16, 2009

Lightening Bug

A very dangerous bug that shoot streams of lightening out its mouth. It draws in little children with a small pretty light until they get close enough to zap the fuck out of them so he can feed his fucking evil family who also kill children. Their babies taste like chinese food.

I saw a horde of lightening bugs so I hauled ass back inside my house

by Ginsu48 September 18, 2009

lightening mcqueen

A name given to one with a fast masturbation arm. Usually such an individual is identifiable by one arm being much bigger than the other.

Jim's been working out on the old pipe lately. He looks like a real Lightening McQueen with that right arm of his.

by Tasty Nuts June 19, 2014

Lightening Gender

Also known as 'storm gender' or 'thunder gender', lightening gender (under the Weather-Gender spectrum) is a gender that exposes itself during storms or spouts of lightening. The more frequent the lightening or stronger the storm, the stronger this gender feels.

A bolt of lightening struck the feel by Khalid's house, 2 minutes later again another bolt of lightening struck and the rain grew stronger, it was then Khalid knew he was Lightening Gender

by FemPolice August 3, 2017